SpouseParentChildSiblingFamily memberOther, Sweet James has my permission to help provide a free police report, Ciel Spa aka @CielSpaBH located the SLS Hotel i, Welcoming over 100,000 people every year, what beg, The holiday season is a time of giving! We would have hoped that Whitley's split with Avril Lavigne, (the other Canadian rock star who just barely missed this list) would have inspired him to write some better songs of heartbreak? Theory Of A Deadman - Anyone who opens a song with the line So sick of the hobos and then chastises them for 'sitting around' while he has to work for money is a special kind of idiot. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. Though their leader Darius Rucker is black, Hootie could not be more vanilla. See if you can pick out which one we're talking about. Oh, and also, Nickelback sucks. I don't know the worst band ever, but this is who I do not like: Lady Gaga, Rush, Genesis, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Dave Matthews, The Eagles, Lynerd Skynerd, Bob Marley, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Plus, how much of a dick is Lydon, allegedly punching women in the face, running around with racist goons and slamming Duffy against a wall? Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. I would like to point out that the members of The Maccabees are called things like Orlando, Hugo, Felix, and Rupert. The Jonas Brothers. It was an actual, living hell. -Gabrielle Canon, Why is Oasis among the worst? Like actually, they aren't even a band anymore. That may explain why a Spin Doctors song is a bit like herpes. Bet you just said Ah The REVS! didnt you? And Then There Was David Lindley, See the Beths Deliver Refreshing 'Expert in a Dying Field' Mini-Set on 'CBS Mornings', The YSL Case Is Stretching Fulton County's Justice System to Its Breaking Point, The National Stay Up Late to Perform 'Tropic Morning News' on Fallon, NBA 'Investigating,' Team Suspends Ja Morant After Allegedly Flashing Gun on Social Media, Netflixs Sex/Life Is Back to Satisfy Your Softcore Desires. The 20 Worst Bands of the 2000s | Gigwise -Ben Westhoff, Touted as the originators of punk, the Sex Pistols were really just a third-rate Faces rip off with a low-rent Richard Hell on vocals. So do you agree ? We can be thankful that 4 Non Blondes only made one album 1992s Bigger, Better, Faster, More! And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. works. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today. 7. Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). . Why take our chances? But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. That said, fuck Walmart. And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. And, lastly, I want to clarify that not all of the bands pointed out on this list existed simply throughout the 2000s, but they are remembered as '2000s musicians'. Create an email alert based on the current article, This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising. We asked our readers to vote for their least favorite bands of the Nineties last week. Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. The band has been nominated for 3 Grammy Awards and have sold around 40 million records worldwide. Juke Box Hero is no Pinball Wizard; I Want To Know What Love Is will make you wish you didnt; Feels Like The First Time will hopefully be your last; Head Games is not about oral sex; Urgent is not that; Hot Blooded,Double Vision and Cold As Ice will send you to the doctor. Until these '00s shows stop, I'll be reminding everyone of not only how terrible frosted tips are, but how awful music from the '00s was, because I'm afraid for our nation. What made it so bad: In which The Hoff who, lest we forget, should not be hassled winds down the car window and leers at passersby over an exquisitely uninventive rockabilly riff. Oh god, the song. By far the finest thing to ever come from this group is allure cover of "Down With The Sickness" from Richard Cheese that makes a look in Dawn of the Dead. 10. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com. Bands of the 2000s The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for The Matrix. WebHere is my list of the Top Ten Worst Rock Bands of the 2000s. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." As Spin magazine put it, they're like "Nickelback before there was Nickelback.". blink-182 Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop WebFrom pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. WebHere they are: the absolute worst rock bands in history, ranked from the most awful bands to the kind of okay, but still pretty bad, by the Ranker community and real rock purists. 1. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. There's one band here that will anger and shock many people. This THE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, to name but a few. 4. In theory, that sounds kind of amazing. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. 2. brokeNCYDE - Given their name which is meant to be play on words of 'Broken Inside', unsurprisingly brokeNCYDE are an emo band, but this isn't emo as we know it, oh no. Theres their reality show and various line-up shifts, of course, but the details of those are too depressing to go into. PA Archive / PA Images EMPICS Entertainment. Thats Not My Name was lead singer Katie White ranting about her frustrations with being a woman in the music industry, which is fair but Jesus, if I ever hear it again Ill scream. 1 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Hot Leg - A second appearance here for Justin Hawkins (formerly of The Darkness). Need we go on? We didnt see Chico coming. -Elano Pizzicarola, I really wanted to like Merriweather Post Pavilion, even going far out of my way to appreciate the record as it was surely intended: super-stoned, miles from civilization in the northern California woods. : Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. Tis all they were good for. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire / PA Wire, Indie for the ladsladslads. Follow. : Its chipmunks singing about sex. -Ben Westhoff, Where Journey was a hit factory, Foreigner are the sweatshop equivalent, churning out shoddy products full of lead paint. A collection of the worst bands to emerge and inflict woeful music upon us this decade. British rock band formed in London in 1992 shortly after vocalist/guitarist Gavin Rossdale and guitarist Nigel Pulsford met. These guys always seemed to be for people who were like, into ART and LITERATURE. My Humps was bad, but who would have figured the group could get worse? Reproduction of material from any Salon pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. What made it so bad: Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. Blink 182 began as an attempt to wean tweens off of boy bands, except they soon turned into self-parody when teenagers began to like them in earnest, ushering in an unforgivable era of wannabe-pop-punk rockers like Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and Jimmy Eat World. but its a doozy, a mess of classic rock wails and faux bluesiness. Why am I singing along to Hard-Fi.. The 50 Worst Albums Of The 2000s! | Gigwise Listening to even one song by Creed invokes a sea of nausea, as if your brain is fried from watching "Two and a Half Men" reruns for 24 hours. Still, no dice. Journal Media does not control and is not responsible for user created content, posts, comments, August 9, 2013 WebThe Australian alternative scene of the 2000s was also notable for its diversity. Who needs vocals when you've got auto-tune? Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. WebTop 10 Worst Bands of Al Time. Following them we had a British version in The Libertines, a romantic and literate younger brother to The Strokes who gave the whole British music scene a kick up the backside. Thirty-something adults who now now roll their eyes at Drake's "YOLO" are no better: Chances are good that they used to follow around the cultish Dave Matthews Band 10 years ago, imparting profound, oft-quoted wisdom like "eat, drink and be merry" and "life is short but sweet for certain" while living it up in the suburbs and broadening their worldview by sneaking in SoCo and taking road trips to the Jersey Shore. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. WebWorst band of all time 24 Ed Sheeran Edward Christopher "Ed" Sheeran is an English singer-songwriter and musician. But it The rankings of the worst musicians are suggested and voted on based on a variety of metrics, including popular bands least deserving of their fame and fortune, artists who shamelessly ripped off other, superior acts and just bands that don't know how to play their instruments or write songs. Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK! Dave is a jam act with no jams. Bands that Defined the 2000s Kerrang Era We can't have them training a whole new legion of horrible pop-punk bands, can we? 14. Bands of the 2000s Like Piers Morgan. The 15 most hated bands of the last 30 years | Salon.com Every Glastonbury poster and line-up since 1970, Soundtrack Of My Life: Ted Lasso star Phil Dunster, J-hope fulfils another fantasy with his J. Cole collab On The Street, Daisy Jones & The Six: backstage with the TV band everyones going to be watching, Final Fantasy 16 is a lavish RPG twist on Bayonetta and its all the better for it. By siouxsie. We love funk, we love metal, but we also love peanut butter and veggie burgers, just not together. MDQL is preparing to belt! This makes them make the list. -Jeff Weiss, See also: The Eagles Hotel California: Why This Song Sucks, Once upon a time/When the world was just a pancake/Fears would arise/That if you went too far youd fall/But with the passage of time/It all became more of a ball. -Some Dave Matthews lyrics, You want a real American Horror story? Boyd Tinsley was added to the band as a violinist soon after the band was formed. Nothing gets worse. The 10 Worst Bands Of the 90's! - RebelsMarket Also, theres the fact that the Dead never composed these lyrics: Down with disease/ Up before the dawn/ A thousand barefoot children outside dancing on my lawn. -Elano Pizzicarola. As you can imagine, this one got people fired up, and votes poured in. Will happily stomp and screech along to Standing In The Way Of Control for the rest of my life. Ward was crowned the winner ofThe X Factor before releasing this radically uninventive ballad, which sounds like every single X Factor winners song ever. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best, Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. It was an actual, living hell. What made it so bad: One happy clappy singalong of Hey Babys chorus is nice, harmless fun. WebTop 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time The Top Ten 1 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian post-grunge band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. This list could have gone on for miles. We know you've noticed it, the sudden influx of '90s nostalgia bands that have made their way back on tour. The Living End. Tell us in the comments below. The 00s gave us brilliant things: Arctic Monkeys. He as a character is unforgettable, but the music of Razorlight? Make of that what you will. PA Archive / PA Images / PA Images. This band is neither rock, nor grunge, nor emo, nor metal. Thanks to the success of these '90s nostalgia tours, '00s alt-rock bands are jumping on that bandwagon and booking tours together as bad-music collectives, and they're resurrecting all that was awful about that period of music in the first place. We wondered which recent bands we might all be fighting about in 20 years.